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She wasn't looking for a knight. She was looking for a sword.

She wasn't looking for a knight. She was looking for a sword.

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We'd make love. Afterwards he would take photographs of me. (On modeling for Alfred Stieglitz) - Georgia O'Keeffe

We'd make love. Afterwards he would take photographs of me. (On modeling for Alfred Stieglitz)

Georgia O'Keeffe
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My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

Chuck Palahniuk

Passion begins where your bodies unite and ends where your souls dance. When your spirits can join together at the same time as your bodies become one, then all of you will be making love. There will be nothing left between you that is not love. This is sacred communion. This is ecstasy.

Barbara De Angelis
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too late for changes, too late perhaps for explanations and ideological webs, but the love goes on, the love goes on, blind to laws and warnings and even to wisdom and to fears. And whatever that love is, perhaps an illusion of a new love, I want it, I cant resist it, my whole being melts in one kiss, my knowledge melts, my fears melt, my blood dances, my legs open.

Anais Nin
The bed must be a beautiful place, not only because you make love there but because you dream there as well. - Anais Nin

The bed must be a beautiful place, not only because you make love there but because you dream there as well.

Anais Nin
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Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.

Aristotle

If this lady is pleased to spend her days with Franklin, he would be just as pleased to spend his nights with her.

Benjamin Franklin
I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world. - Angelina Jolie

I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

Angelina Jolie

Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground... I would seriously consider fakin' it.

Ellen DeGeneres
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For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, I got an erection, and the scene's not there.

Louis C. K.
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. - Louis C. K.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

Louis C. K.

I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining "Sir, could you please stop?"

Louis C. K.

If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes. Two minutes. That's really not long enough to be sure you're alone on the Earth, even. That's like... I walk outside, it's- there's not much traffic. Oh, my God, it's just me! I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now. Oh, no - there's a person.

Louis C. K.

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Eleanor Roosevelt
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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin
Don't have sex, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin

Don't have sex, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin
She makes love just like a woman. - Bob Dylan

She makes love just like a woman.

Bob Dylan
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Discussing the possibilities of extraterrestrial life: I would love it even if they were short, sullen, grumpy and sexually obsessed. But there just isn't any good evidence.

Carl Sagan
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely. - Charles M. Schulz

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Charles M. Schulz

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

Bill Maher

Men and women are not free to love decently until they have analyzed themselves completely and swept away every mystery from sex; and this means the acquisition of a profound philosophical theory based on wide reading of anthropology and enlightened practice.

Aleister Crowley

We're supposed to see universal love as heterosexual. What I insist upon in my work is that there is no such thing as universal love in literature.

Audre Lorde