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Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face.
Remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you, living and shit.
The people who are quick to walk away are the ones who never intended to stay.
I never gave you a reason to hate me. You're just creating your own little drama of pure insecurity.
The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.
A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.
Spend your life doing strange things with weird people.
If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then...
I've met some pricks in my time, but you sir, are a fucking cactus.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
No one looks back at their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
Real friendship is all that matters in the face of all the bullshit life throws at you.
Having real friends makes dealing with everyone else worth it.
Fettucini Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults.
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
She's got bite marks on her tongue from all the things she never said.
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