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Fettucini Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Nothing in life is more wonderful than free pizza.
Wine is bottled poetry.
Cheese is happiness.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Life, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is...
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
Coffee can't cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
If you can't cook don't tell someone their food needs salt.
If heaven had a flavor... It would be coffee!
If heaven had a flavor ... it would be coffee!
If you've never eaten while crying you don't know what life tastes like.
I know what I bring to the table...So trust me when I say I'm not afraid to eat alone.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Now they got to look into me loving Tea Cake and see whether it was done right or not! They don't know if life is a mess of corn-meal dumplings, and if love is a bed-quilt!
When one is too old for love, one finds great comfort in good dinners.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
Don't be eye candy. Be soul food.
A mother is a person who seeing there are only 4 pieces of pie for 5 people, announces she never did care for pie.
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