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Thank you for being there.

Thank you for being there.

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My father used to say: "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument."

My father used to say: "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument."

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Love your parents and treat them with loving care for you will only know their value when you see their empty chair.

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A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.

Billy Graham

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby
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When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: "What the... Get you... I'll put a... Get out of my face!

Bill Cosby
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Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. - George Carlin

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

George Carlin
What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. - Mark Twain

What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

Mark Twain

My father told me never to take my foot off a ladder to kick at someone who was kicking at me. When I did that, I would no longer be climbing. While they are kicking, my father told me, I should keep stepping. They can kick only one time. If I continued to climb, they would be left behind. In trying to hurt me, to impede my progress, they would get left behind because they allowed themselves to get sidetracked from their agenda.

Steve Harvey

whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

Mark Twain