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My father used to say: "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument."

My father used to say: "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument."

Unknown
Dad: A daughter's first love.

Dad: A daughter's first love.

Unknown

Love as a relation between men and women was ruined by the desire to make sure of the legitimacy of children.

Bertrand Russell
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Bertrand Russell

Many parents make the mistake of giving love and approval to their children only when their children do something that they want them to do.

Brian Tracy

According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, 'Dad it doesn't hurt a fish to get hooked.' Well I watch and I see and I believe it's painful for the fish.

Donald Trump
A father's a treasure; a brother's a comfort; a friend is both. - Benjamin Franklin

A father's a treasure; a brother's a comfort; a friend is both.

Benjamin Franklin

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

George Carlin

The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.

Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth. - Louis C. K.

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.

Louis C. K.

One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six-year-old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and she's kicking. ... And then she got off and another random child just clamped on. It's like a rat. "Get off of me." "But I love you." "I don't know you, kid."

Louis C. K.

I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don't want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love

Jim Carrey
When one has not had a good father, one must create one. - Friedrich Nietzsche

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

Friedrich Nietzsche
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