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Fettucini Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedberg

Fettucini Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults.

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I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a woman who will take your shit.

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a woman who will take your shit.

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Creativity takes courage.

Creativity takes courage.

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Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy.

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Dear stress, let's break up...

Dear stress, let's break up...

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Don't expect anyone to understand your journey...

Don't expect anyone to understand your journey...

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Never complain. Never explain. - Katharine Hepburn

Never complain. Never explain.

Katharine Hepburn
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. - Wiz Khalifa

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.

Wiz Khalifa
Real friends stab you in the front.

Real friends stab you in the front.

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I have a therapist. Her name is music.

I have a therapist. Her name is music.

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I have a therapist. Her name is music.

I have a therapist. Her name is music.

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Friendship is like a rainbow between two hearts.

Friendship is like a rainbow between two hearts.

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Friends are born, not made.

Friends are born, not made.

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I like people too much or not al all.

I like people too much or not al all.

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It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

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You can't compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I'm one of a kind and that's real.

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Overthinking is what kills you.

Overthinking is what kills you.

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If I am really a part of your dream, you'll come back one day.

If I am really a part of your dream, you'll come back one day.

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Heaven is not somewhere you go. It is something you carry within you.

Heaven is not somewhere you go. It is something you carry within you.

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The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

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Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.

Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.

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I've taught myself to talk to everyone in their language. I just need someone to talk to me in mine.

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The most dangerous person is the one who listens, thinks and observes.

The most dangerous person is the one who listens, thinks and observes.

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Everyone has a friend during each stage of life. But only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life.

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