Kim Kardashian Almost Got A Job As A Writer. See What Happened! #Awkward
It’s 1930, the old Hollywood scene. Mae West, the American actress, singer and sex symbol wants so bad to write and publish her autobiography. On a hot summer day, laying by the pool with a colorful tasty cocktail in her hand, bathing in the sun, she thinks how to get things started with her story. “Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you”, she smiled thinking it was the best idea she’s had lately. “I have to do this, but I’ll need some help”.
Then, something happens, a flashlight appears from the sky and a short noise follows after a few seconds. Yes, Quantum Quote Accelerator did it again, but this time it brought us back in time! Our awesome gadget detected Mae West’s wish and in a blink of an eye gives her a solution on a short note on a piece of white paper falling from the sky.
Taking down her sunglasses, she immediately grabs the note and reads it out loud – The answer to your problem is the another West. Kim Kardashian West from the future!
“Brilliant!”- she thinks.
So, a few minutes later she grabs her phone, takes the anonymous note where she has the phone number and gives a call to social-diva and selfie queen from the future – the one and only Kim K.
They have a short conversation, because Kim is so busy like always, of course. Mae quickly tells her who she is and that she wants to publish a book about her personal life and that she needs Kim to help her do that. Kim started screaming on the phone – she was thrilled.
So Mae invited her over to discuss things face to face – “Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”. “I’d love to!” Kim immediately agreed. “See you soon, dear Mae!”
The big day arrives:
A week later, Selfie – Queen Kim came by with her whole Reality Show crew. Lots of cameras and photographers, her assistants, all looking all glamorous and fresh. Looks like she was ready to teach Mae how to pose for the perfect selfie, how to look good on camera from every angle possible. Most importantly, to help her get the best ideas for her tell-all story.
After greeting each other from afar, they approach and shake hands, complimenting each other’s outfits and Kim finally addresses her first words: “I’m the true definition of a workaholic”.
Knowing that her infamous reputation from the future can ruin things, Kim also adds “I love when people underestimate me and like, then become pleasantly surprised” and she gives a wink.
Mae gives her a big smile back and she invites Kim to sit down to talk business over an old fashion cup of coffee. She tells Queen K that she has to write this book because she has an interesting life. And because she has many spicy things to share. Then she adds that she wants to tell people about her own life: “I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself”.
Seeing this as an opportunity for a business, for more money and more fame, Kim whispers: “I’m an entrepreneur. Like, ‘Ambitious’ is my middle name”. She grabs a cup of coffee and she crosses her legs while sipping carefully.
Who knew best, if not Kim herself, about spicy, famous, and exciting life! This was…perfect!
Mae was totally corresponding with her: “Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it”. She had a goal in her mind and she wanted to achieve it. She continues “When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”
At this point, Mae West only cared about herself and her book. She grabs a cup, takes a few sips and then she proudly adds “I never loved another person the way I loved myself”.
“You can use the same motto for everything in life. If you put that effort in, you’ll get what you want” Kim was making sure to show some interest.
They both nodded and for a few seconds, they were sitting there, staring at each other in silence, sipping coffee.
Then Mae gets up and starts walking around the room “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” It was something she’s never done before and she wanted things to go right. She had two options, the book, and another thing, but she didn’t reveal it.
But, she was sure she was making the right choice, she also knew that if this whole book project was to fail, she wouldn’t give up on it:” I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you”.
Kim clapped slowly, giving Mae a praise: “Take any chance and don’t ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned”. They both smiled.
Mae turns her face to her manager, who was also in the room, and adds about Kim: “She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.” She then looks back at Kim and says: “Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided”.
The old-school sexy symbol was admiring our contemporary queen of the sexy selfies and snaps. This was out of this world!
Kim gets up, whips her hair back, takes a deep breath and she finally replies “That’s what I always say – Embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say ‘I’m curvy, and I’m proud of it now’ “. She pauses for a few seconds.
Then she continues: “And If I don’t feel confident about my body, I’m not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it. It’s all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it’s fitness or whatever. It’s about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it. I love to eat – Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day”.
And then she stops.
Mae only gets to say a short little sentence: “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough…”
Then Kim interrupts her: “You make mistakes, but I don’t have any regrets. I’m the kind of person who takes responsibility for it and deals with it. I learn from everything I do. I work very hard, I have so many things going on in my life. Get to know me and see who I am”.
The note in her voice was getting aggressive, she became so nervous and so upset like she was getting mad and yelling at someone.
Suddenly, the conversation was developing on a strange path and now Kim was the one talking more and mostly about herself.
“If I don’t like something that’s going on in my life, I change it. And I don’t sit and complain about it for a year. I love the sun but don’t have the time to get a good tan and keep it year-round, so I am a huge fan of tanning products. I am Armenian, so of course, I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms… my entire body is hairless…. Oh, God, I hate to talk about myself’”.
Kim was just blabbing around, while everybody in the room stared with their mouths opened. When she managed to stop talking, she looked around the room, all eyes were on Kim, no one said any words. They were all confused but also surprised.
Poor Mae was just sitting there speechless with her eyes wide open. She left the room, ending this conversation and yelling for her maid: “Beulah, peel me a grape”.
After watching Mae walking out of the room, Kim looked around and the only words she found were her famous – “This is super awkward!” And then she walked out the door, just like that, with the whole army of minions following her out the door… back to the future!
Yeah, they never even got a chance to talk about the book. Well, thanks anyway Quantum Quote Accelerator, you tried! And yes, this was super awkward and confusing! Also, the camera guys from Kim’s staff never got a chance to film or immortalize a thing, because it all happened so fast. Well, maybe next time we’ll have more luck!