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Mitch Hedberg QUOTES

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Fettucini Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedberg

Fettucini Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults.

Mitch Hedberg
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. - Mitch Hedberg

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

Mitch Hedberg
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying 'here, you throw this away.' - Mitch Hedberg

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying 'here, you throw this away.'

Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. - Mitch Hedberg

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

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