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Fettucini Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults.
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying 'here, you throw this away.'
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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