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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. - Mark Twain

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. - Mark Twain

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.  - Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.  - Mark Twain

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends. - Mark Twain

There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive. But it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive. But it is lightning that does the work.

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.

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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. - Mark Twain

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

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We are all alike, on the inside. - Mark Twain

We are all alike, on the inside.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.

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We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him. - Mark Twain

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him.

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We have the best government that money can buy. - Mark Twain

We have the best government that money can buy.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there. - Mark Twain

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.

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We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race. - Mark Twain

We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

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What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. - Mark Twain

What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. - Mark Twain

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. - Mark Twain

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

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