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Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them... - Chuck Palahniuk

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them...

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I still love him so much, I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

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I have an experience with as many of my readers as possible that's really genuine. I love it when they write to me, and I'm able to send them things. I love meeting them in person, and even if it's only for a moment I love having that physical, touching interaction.

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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A tiger can smile 
A snake will say it loves you 
Lies make us evil - Chuck Palahniuk

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

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Love and life belong to great risk. - Chuck Palahniuk

Love and life belong to great risk.

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Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't. - Chuck Palahniuk

Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

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Love is a skill you learn. - Chuck Palahniuk

Love is a skill you learn.

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Make me into anything, but just love me. - Chuck Palahniuk

Make me into anything, but just love me.

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. - Chuck Palahniuk

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

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No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

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Oh love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me. I'll be anybody you want me to be.

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Some of us are lucky enough to fall in love once or twice but the luckiest of us are those who find that someone they simply can't live without and have the pleasure of falling in love with them day in and day out for the rest of their lives. Relationships aren't about simply falling in love once and being done with it, they're about loving someone until the end of your days and growing that love endlessly.

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People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love. - Chuck Palahniuk

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

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The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. - Chuck Palahniuk

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

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The only thing I know is everything you love will die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The only thing I know is everything you love will die.

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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.

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Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love. - Chuck Palahniuk

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

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You always kill the one you love. - Chuck Palahniuk

You always kill the one you love.

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You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways. - Chuck Palahniuk

You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.

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You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved. - Chuck Palahniuk

You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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Your heart is my pi%u0310ata. - Chuck Palahniuk

Your heart is my pi%u0310ata.

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Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh... - Chuck Palahniuk

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh...

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All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired. - Chuck Palahniuk

All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.

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