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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. - Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Bill Cosby

Any husband who says, My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Bill Cosby
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't. - Bill Cosby

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

Bill Cosby

My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.

Bill Cosby

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby
We're not raising children with the love that we need to. - Bill Cosby

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. - Bill Cosby

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

Bill Cosby

%u201CAnd tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, I am just sick... And I said, And tired. I don't remember anything after that.%u201D

Bill Cosby
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. - Bill Cosby

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child. - Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

Bill Cosby

A person with no children says, Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. - Bill Cosby

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Bill Cosby

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'

Bill Cosby

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. - Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Bill Cosby

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

Bill Cosby

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Bill Cosby
Gray hair is God's graffiti. - Bill Cosby

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby