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The Devil whispered in my ear: "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm." Today I whispered...
I've met some pricks in my time, but you sir, are a fucking cactus.
I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO.
I'm a simple person who hides a thousand feelings behind the happiest smile.
Judge me by the people I avoid.
Positive thinking isn't ignoring your problems. It's having confidence in your ability to deal with them.
I'm not impressed by money, social status, or job title. I'm impressed by the way someone treats other human beings.
I'm humble enough to know I'm not better than anyone else but wise enough to know I'm different from the rest.
My attitude is based on the way you treat me.
Do no harm but take no shit.
I am the designer of my own catastrophe.
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.
Dear music, thank you for always clearing my head, healing my heart, and lifting my spirit.
I have no time for your negative bullshit.
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Overthinking is what kills you.
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are over.
Just remember, when you ignore her, you're teaching her to live without you.
Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face.
You smell like hidden motives, get away from me.
I don't hate you, it's just... Actually no, fuck you.
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Happy people build their inner world. Unhappy people blame their outer world.
You remind me of a penny... Two faced and not worth much.
I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.
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